WARD'S BOOKS

WARD RICKER: AUTHOR / SATIRIST

Bringing reason and sanity to an insane world (along with a little bit of fun!).

Note: The site is "under contruction". I am adding other ways to buy books besides going to Amazon, but the functions do not work yet. Until I get my other method(s) set up, you will have to order through Amazon.

Limeriddles

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OVER 600 riddles in the form of limericks. The answers are all names of famous people you are probably familiar with. Can you figure out the clues in the riddles and guess the names of the famous people? You can do it by yourself or play it as a game with other people for hours of fun!

Read a sample of Limerridles.

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Holy Hustle! A Bible Parody Containing All 66 Books of both the Old and New Hustles

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The Holy Bible as you have never read it before. The entire thing rewritten as parody. From the stories of the Old Testament to the poetry of the Psalms to the Prophets to the Gospels to the letters of the New Testament, I have rewritten everything so that you can laugh your head off all the way through as I point out the irony, contradictions, horror and sheer lunacy of the Bible.

Read a sample of Holy Hustle!.

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Unholy Bible: The Unholy and Unreal Parts of the Bible

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In the process of writing the parody, I have managed to write two other books: Gawdawful Hymns, described below, and a more serious book, Unholy Bible: The Unholy and Unreal Parts of the Bible, which started as a collection of all the contradictions that I found as I was writing the parody. I have expanded it to include all the contradictions that I have been able to find from other sources, as well as the other passages from the Bible that illustrate the horrific violence and anti-social/immoral behavior it describes and advocates. The PDF version of this book is available for free to all using the link below. If you prefer the ebook version you can download it for free at Obooko. If you really want a print copy you can get it at Amazon for $9.99. This is the lowest price Amazon will allow. It is, howevever, about half of my cost to take the PDF file to a print shop and have it printed and bound.

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Why I Don't Believe In God or the Bible

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An explanation of some of the most basic reasons why I do not believe in such things as god and the Bible. 34 reasons that I believe will convince any reasonable or open-minded person that it is all a bunch of hoodoo! The PDF version of this book is available for free to all using the link below. If you prefer an official ebook, you can get it at Amazon for 99 cents.

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102 Questions Children Ask About the Bible with real answers for honest parents

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A take-off on the book, "102 Questions Children Ask About the Bible with answers for busy parents". I provide my answers, free of religious claptrap, to give childen (or anyone who reads it) a little dose of reality! Download your free PDF copy below, or, if you prefer an official ebook, you can get it at Amazon for 99 cents.

Get your free PDF copy of 102 Questions Children Ask About the Bible with real answers for honest parents.


Gawdawful Hymns! A Collection of Parodies of Christian Hymns, and More...

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The other book I wrote in the process of writing Holy Hustle!. A collection of over 300 songs, mostly written as parodies of Christian hymns, although some to my own original music. Funny, irreverent, sacreligious, satirical -- if you have a sense of humor about all things religious these will keep you laughing whether you sing them or just read them. (Although be prepared to be shocked and horrified, also. After all, this is all based on the Bible.).

Sample pages:

Gawdawful Hymns, because gawd is so awful!!

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Ward's Original Brainteasers and Puzzles

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Over 1,000 questioning puzzles, puzzling questions, teasing tests and tantalizing teasers. Word puzzles, logic questions, matching puzzles, sequences, visual acuity, and other challenges will test your reasoning and logical abilities. Answers provided for when you get stumped. Many hours of great mental entertainment.

Available at Amazon.

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Ward's Original Brainteasers and Puzzles, Book Two

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1,600 more questioning puzzles, puzzling questions, teasing tests and tantalizing teasers. Word puzzles, logic questions, matching puzzles, sequences, visual acuity, and other challenges will test your reasoning and logical abilities. Answers provided for when you get stumped. Many hours of great mental enjoyment.

Available at Amazon:
Print version or,
E-book.


Ward's Original Brainteasers and Puzzles, Book Three

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Over 1200 more questioning puzzles, puzzling questions, teasing tests and tantalizing teasers. Word puzzles, logic questions, riddles, science and math, matching puzzles, pattern recognition and other challenges will test your reasoning and logical abilities. Answers provided for when you get stumped.Will keep your brain entertained and working for many hours.

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Challenger Word Searches

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Do you love word search puzzles but are looking for something a little more challenging? This is it. These 100+ puzzles have words running across, up and down and diagonally like standard word search puzzles, but with a twist. Each word is misspelled by one letter. Can you find a misspelled word in the midst of a tumble of letters? You can do it, but it’s a challenge!

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Order Form NOT READY. DO NOT USE!!

Use this form to order paperback books directly from the author.

Note: They are no cheaper this way, and it will probably take longer to get them to you.

Book Name Price Shipping Quantity
Limeriddles $10.35 $3.00
Holy Hustle $28.88 $6.00
Unholy Bible $9.99 $4.00
Gawdawful Hymns $10.65 $4.00
Brainteasers and Puzzles 1 $11.55 $4.00
Brainteasers and Puzzles 2 $13.00 $4.00
Brainteasers and Puzzles 3 $11.55 $4.00
Challenger Word Searches $10.15 $4.00

Note: There are no paper copies of Why I Don't Believe In God or the Bible or 102 Questions Children Ask About the Bible with real answers for honest parents, the digital copies of which can be downloaded for free from this page.

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Short Stories

Okay, I still haven't written that great novel that I have always dreamed of writing, but I have written a number of short stories. I have listed them below, in the order they were written. You can read them for free. Let me know if, after you've read them, you are just dying for that novel, or if you think it's just a hopeless case!


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